• My brother made a bow and arrow using pencils and chopsticks and started piercing this paper.
  • Bro: I just gotta increase its terminal velocity.
  • Me: You're an idiot. Terminal velocity doesn't even affect that.
  • Bro: I know, I'm just trying to sound smart.
  • Me: WELL IT JUST MADE YOU SOUND LIKE A DUMBASS.
  • LOL nerd sibling luv.